Friday, April 6, 2012

Mars Attacks... Your Walls!

<cite>Mars Attacks</cite>... Your Walls!

Many many years ago I was given a small box of cards by a family friend who know I was into science fiction. Opening it up, I was grinning ear-to-ear as I looked at a nice collection of Mars Attacks baseball cards. I don't think I had the entire collection, but it had to be close. Keep in mind this was a couple of decades before Tim Burton's movie that was inspired by the aliens and technology visible on these cards. I don't know what happened to those cards (and if I think too long, I'll probably break down and cr-y-yie - my best Axel Rose imitation) but I do know that they were a guilt pleasure of mine because they most definitely were frowned upon by a few teachers who saw them in my book bag and most adults. The violence shown on the faces of these cards were typical of 1950s hysteria -- aliens attacking our women, showing no mercy, and with technology that made us look like rock throwers.

School of Fail: Lesson: T-Rexes Were Not Smart

300 mL of wine takes you over the legal limit?  That doesn't sound like much.





School of Fail: Lesson: T-Rexes Were Not Smart

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These need to be universal standards of measurement.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

'Titanic': Where were you in '97?

Ah, the '90s...


'Titanic': Where were you in '97?

Watching ''Seinfeld''? Listening to ''OK Computer''? A look at what was hot the year the movie first set sail

"Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me" Gets Its Own 20th Anniversary Art Show

"Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me" Gets Its Own 20th Anniversary Art Show

"Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me" Gets Its Own 20th Anniversary Art Show

an art show commemorating the 20th anniversary of the prequel "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me" opens at the Copro Gallery [ more › ]

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

With Comic-Con Episode IV, Morgan Spurlock Creates Ultimate Geek Documentary

With <cite>Comic-Con Episode IV</cite>, Morgan Spurlock Creates Ultimate Geek Documentary

The Super Size Me director turns his camera on the comic book fans and creators who descend on San Diego each year for Comic-Con International. In this week's Geek's Guide to the Galaxy podcast, he talks about the resulting documentary, Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope, and other geeky matters.

Citrix Splits With OpenStack, Takes Cloud to Apache

Citrix Splits With OpenStack, Takes Cloud to Apache

Citrix has parted ways with OpenStack -- the increasingly popular open source project for building Amazon-like "infrastructure clouds" -- moving its CloudStack platform to the Apache Software Foundation.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Music: Newswire: See the artwork and tracklist for the new Fiona Apple album

Music: Newswire: See the artwork and tracklist for the new Fiona Apple album

Fiona Apple's first album in seven years, The Idler Wheel ... (you can see the whole title here), is shaping up to be one of the year's most slobbered-over records. Information is trickling out slowly, but we now know the release-date (June 26), the tracklist (which you can see below), and what the cover looks like, which is this:

Here is the tracklist. We'll have streaming audio as soon as we can we get it. [via Pitchfork]
UPDATE: The release date for this album has been bumped up to June 19, reports MTV.
1. "Every Single Night"
2 ...

Amy Adams to Make New York Stage Debut in 'Into the Woods'

Amy Adams to Make New York Stage Debut in 'Into the Woods'



David Rooney

The Oscar-nominated actress will play the Baker's Wife this summer in the Public Theater revival of Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine's 1986 musical fairy-tale mashup.

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Law Enforcement to Crack Down on 'Zombies' Behind the Wheel in April

Helen, I know you don't do this, but... don't do this.


Video: Law Enforcement to Crack Down on 'Zombies' Behind the Wheel in April



During the entire month of April, law enforcement agencies throughout California will be on the lookout for inattentive "zombie" motorists who text or talk on a hand-held cellphone while driving.
The California Highway Patrol, the California Office of Traffic Safety and agencies throughout the Southland will crack down on talkers and texters with a "zero tolerance" operation, citing drivers who break the law and pose a danger to themselves or others.
A first time citation will cost a minimum of $159, with a second violation costing at least $279.
"Turn off your phone and put it out of reach as you get into the car," said Christopher J. Murphy, director of the California Office of Traffic Safety. "Think before you call or text someone. If there is a chance they might be driving, let it wait. It's not worth it."
Statistics show that drivers who use hand-held devices are four time more likely to be involved in a crash serious enough to injure themselves. In addition, younger and inexperienced drivers under 20 years old have the highest proportion of fatal distraction-related crashes.
More than 225 local agencies together with CHP are expected to conduct zero tolerance enforcement in April which is Distracted Driving Awareness Month. This coincides with California Teen Safe Driving Week, which takes place during the first week of April.
—City News Service contributed to this report.
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Live Webcam: Watch a Great Blue Heron Lay an Egg Today

Live Webcam: Watch a Great Blue Heron Lay an Egg Today


Watch a Great Blue Heron lay an egg on a livestreaming webcam today between 2 and 4 p.m. PDT.


Regular Show's J.G. Quintel Is Just a Regular Guy

Regular Show's J.G. Quintel Is Just a Regular Guy


Trying to describe Cartoon Network's Regular Show is a bit of a task. It's part classic animated slapstick, part new-school ensemble sitcom and all weird. It is, more to the point, the brainchild of writer-animator J.G. Quintel, who also serves as part of the principal voice cast.


Spike TV, 'Amazing Race' Co-Creator Team for Bellator Fighting Championships Reality Show

Spike TV, 'Amazing Race' Co-Creator Team for Bellator Fighting Championships Reality Show



Lacey Rose

The Bertram van Munster produced one-hour series, which will feature fighters from the emerging mixed martial arts league, will premiere in 2013.

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Chevy Chase: From the EW archive

Chevy Chase: From the EW archive

In 2004, EW profiled the actor; with his ''Community'' rant in the news, revisit a revealing look at his past

Art Spiegelman tells the story of Garbage Pail Kids

Wow, I had no idea Art Spiegelman had anything to do with Garbage Pail Kids...


Garbage Pail Kids


When Cabbage Patch Kids became a phenomenon in the mid-80s,Topps knocked on the door (along with a lot of other potential licensees), but the knock didn’t come early enough to get a cheap license—and cheap is the bottom line when we’re talking bubblegum.




'Mad Men' George Romney Slam Based in History

'Mad Men' George Romney Slam Based in History



Jordan Zakarin

Conservatives complained after a character on the AMC show called current GOP presidential frontrunner Mitt Romney's father a "clown," but a closer look provides more context.

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Most '90s movie soundtrack of all?

How does this article not have the City of Angels and Armageddon soundtracks?  Those were two of the biggest soundtracks of the '90s.


Most '90s movie soundtrack of all?

Kyle Anderson asks: Which album curated for a film immediately conjures up the decade for you?

Monday, April 2, 2012

Most '90s movie soundtrack of all?

Most '90s movie soundtrack of all?

Kyle Anderson asks: Which album curated for a film immediately conjures up the decade for you?

Google, April 1, And The Trouble With Tricks You Know Are Coming

Google, April 1, And The Trouble With Tricks You Know Are Coming

Chevy Chase and Dan Harmon are supposedly fighting, and Chase threatened to leave the show

Based on what I know from the past, it's most likely true that they're fighting...


TV: Newswire: Community's Chevy Chase and Dan Harmon are supposedly fighting, and Chase threatened to leave the show

In case Community’s solid return, the bonhomie created by its cast’s loveable camaraderie and the Internet’s rallying support, and the optimistic outlook for the show’s fourth-season renewal have you feeling over-saturated with saccharine good feelings, this weekend offered a dash of bitters to go with all that nauseating sweetness. On Saturday, Deadline picked up on a month-old report from Reddit regarding a performance of Dan Harmon’s semi-regular Harmontown—part stand-up act, part Q&A/therapy session—in which Harmon shared a fairly ugly, NSFW voicemail message left for him by Chevy Chase, then set about ...



Film: Inventory: That’s Eastertainment!: 27 Easter-based entertainments that aren’t Biblical epics

Film: Inventory: That’s Eastertainment!: 27 Easter-based entertainments that aren’t Biblical epics



1. It’s The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown (1974)
Easter is a holiday oddly bereft of pop-cultural artifacts. An outwardly religious holiday, the celebration suffers from not having a rich secular mythology built up around it, unlike Christmas, which allows for countless movies and specials about some unseen facet of Santa Claus’ North Pole lair. Consequently, that leaves the holiday without the sorts of flotsam and jetsam that pop up on local TV stations during the Christmas season, outside of the usual slate of Biblical epics. It’s not for lack of trying, however, and one of the most successful ...

There I Fixed It: Swap the Middle Board for a Rain Gutter

Here's a project you should do, Helen...


There I Fixed It: Swap the Middle Board for a Rain Gutter

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… and voila!

Sunday, April 1, 2012

'Harry Potter' Studio Tour Opens Near London

'Harry Potter' Studio Tour Opens Near London



THR Staff

"The Making of Harry Potter" is a behind-the-scenes attraction based at Leavesden Studios.

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