Saturday, November 19, 2011

Venice Beach Brewing Company

Venice Beach Brewing Company:

The Venice Beach Brewing Company will open in January on Rose. Their first brews will be the “Venice Ale”, “June Gloom”(Belgian white), Dirty Blonde and Ink (a chocolate oatmeal stout). The project is a partnership between actor Kerr Smith and Tim Benedick, who worked for many years as the manager of the Venice Whaler.


Venice Beach Brewing Company


From Kat at Eater LA:


Rose Ave in Venice is the new hotness. Launching your own brewery is the new hotness. And when the two collide, Venice Beach Brewing Company is born, opening just a few spaces down from Venice Beach Wines and Oscar’s Cerveteca on Rose Ave near 7th.


Thanks to August and Eater LA for the heads up!


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Friday, November 18, 2011

How Peter Jackson Put New Zealand on the Map

Please note that the author of this article is named Pip.


How 'Tintin' Producer Peter Jackson Put New Zealand on the Map



Pip Bulbeck
Kiwi filmmaking is at an all-time high thanks to the "Lord of the Rings" director, who, 12 years ago, boosted the country's Hollywood stock.

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'Arrested Development' is back!

'Arrested Development' is back!

Netflix deal sealed; Bluth family's new adventures will be available exclusively through service in '13

Sorry Santa Monica, No Dog Beach For You

Sorry Santa Monica, No Dog Beach For You

Sorry Santa Monica, No Dog Beach For You

The proposed pilot program to put an off-leash dog beach in Santa Monica has been buried like Fido's favorite bone, after state officials made it clear this week they will not approve the plan. [ more › ]

9 Gadgets That Prove You're a Hard-Core Early Adopter

9 Gadgets That Prove You're a Hard-Core Early Adopter

Former 'Grace Under Fire' Star Brett Butler Reveals: I'm Homeless (Video)

Former 'Grace Under Fire' Star Brett Butler Reveals: I'm Homeless (Video)

THR Staff
The Golden Globe-nominated actress, who struggled with drug addiction, went broke after her 1993-98 sitcom ended its run on ABC.

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Thursday, November 17, 2011

Video: What's Life Like Living at Occupy LA?

Video: What's Life Like Living at Occupy LA?

Video: What's Life Like Living at Occupy LA? People have been camped out at City Hall in downtown Los Angeles since October 1, when Occupy LA got underway. Though we know they are relying largely on donated food and services, and we see them take to the streets for protests and demonstrations, we may not get much of a chance to learn what life is like living at Occupy LA. [ more › ]





'Daily Show' Comedienne to Recur on '30 Rock' (Exclusive)

'Daily Show' Comedienne to Recur on '30 Rock' (Exclusive)

Lesley Goldberg, Lacey Rose
"Flight of the Conchords'" Kristen Schaal has booked a multiepisode arc on Tina Fey's NBC comedy.

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Braving Black Friday This Year? So Are 152 Million Shoppers

Braving Black Friday This Year? So Are 152 Million Shoppers

Braving Black Friday This Year? So Are 152 Million Shoppers If you need that little extra restraint to stay indoors this Black Friday - the biggest clusterfuck shopping day of the year - a recent survey by the National Retail Federation (NRF) has it. Approximately 152 million shoppers will descend upon retailers on November 25. [ more › ]


Vintage Images Predicted Brave New World

Remembering Tomorrow: Vintage Images Predicted Brave New World

In his Paleofuture blog, Matt Novak reminds us that our big new ideas (Skype, Segway) were actually dreamed up decades, and even centuries, ago.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Scenes From the Occupation: Before and After the Wall Street Eviction

Scenes From the Occupation: Before and After the Wall Street Eviction

Zuccotti Park had been transformed into its own mini-city before New York police raided the camp Monday morning, removing all vestiges of the camp. Now the Occupiers must figure out what to do.





Biden Minimizes Browser Window Every Time Obama Walks By

Biden Minimizes Browser Window Every Time Obama Walks By

Biden Minimizes Browser Window Every Time Obama Walks By



William Shatner warns of the dangers of deep-frying a turkey in an explosive new PSA

Film: Great Job, Internet!: William Shatner warns of the dangers of deep-frying a turkey in an explosive new PSA

Thanksgiving is almost here and with the holiday will come a slew of hospitalized yokels who sustain injuries when not following directions while deep-frying their turkey and those in turn will result in a slew of local news bits dedicated to said yokels. The makers of this tongue-in-cheek PSA for State Farm warning against these dangers were smart enough to enlist the most legendary over-actor of all time, William Shatner. Safety information disguised with humor so you don't know you're learning? Check. Awful CGI fire? Check. Shatner whispering "dingle-dangle" multiple times? Check. Indeed, a successful PSA. [via The ...



Sasha Grey, Literacy Advocate: What Are We So Afraid Of?

Sasha Grey, Literacy Advocate: What Are We So Afraid Of?

Sasha Grey, Literacy Advocate: What Are We So Afraid Of? Actress and adult entertainer Sasha Grey was on "The View" this morning to serve as a "living Hot Topic" to talk about the whole reading to school kids debacle. The hosts managed to not impersonate a henhouse and pressed Grey on her decision not only to pursue a career in porn, but to participate in a program that had her reading to youngsters at a Compton elementary school. [ more › ]


'Wizard of Oz' Munchkin Karl Slover Dies at 93

'Wizard of Oz' Munchkin Karl Slover Dies at 93

Associated Press
The actor was best known for playing the lead trumpeter in the Munchkins' band in the 1939 film.

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Guillermo Del Toro Talks Vampires, Giant Monsters and the 'Arrogance of Science'

Guillermo Del Toro Talks Vampires, Giant Monsters and the 'Arrogance of Science'

The Hellboy director goes deep on bloodsucker lore, his upcoming robots-versus-monsters movie Pacific Rim and the future of storytelling in a wide-ranging interview. Plus: Enter to win a signed set of The Strain Trilogy, the vampire novel series by Del Toro and Chuck Hogan.

What We Got Wrong About Saving Apple

Fail: What We Got Wrong About Saving Apple

Back in 1997, Wired offered up some embarrassingly awful ideas to save Apple from bankruptcy.

After 12: Darkly Drinking Dexter Game

You will die of alcohol poisoning in the first 15 minutes!

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After 12: Darkly Drinking Dexter Game

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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Reports from the Anime Convention

Reports from the Anime Convention

Yesterday I reported on the writing seminar I held last weekend. But for today, a report on the other lesser event that took place there – an Anime convention. 1500 wildly costumed conventioneers invaded the LAX Hilton. I wonder if the stunned guests from Iowa and Georgia knew that there was a convention or just thought this is the way it always is in LA. I took some notes. And pictures.
Overheard by a guy dressed as a giant bee. "Why is everyone is looking at me?"
A gentleman in a star fighter costume (not the future Anthony Weiner pictured above) with loin cloth, feathers, and giant sword was told he couldn't stay in the lobby because he was shirtless. He was pissed. "The fucking Rainbow Brite bitch was practically naked." I commiserated. "Whoever heard of a galactic warrior wearing a shirt?" "I KNOW!" he said and stomped off to the Coke machine.
I asked one girl if she was dressed as anybody specific? "No, " she said. I had to follow up with: "Are you in costume?"
Amazingly, there was no one in the karaoke room. I guess no one wanted to look foolish.



'Parks and Recreation's' Nick Offerman on Mustaches and Being Tackled by Robin Givens (Q&A)

'Parks and Recreation's' Nick Offerman on Mustaches and Being Tackled by Robin Givens (Q&A)

Philiana Ng
The funny man also tells THR about his years of rejection in Hollywood, "If you're an original thinker, you are going get told no a lot."

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Film: Why Don't You Like This?: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World 

Film: Why Don't You Like This?: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

While acknowledging that it’s impossible to argue someone into loving something they hate, and vice versa, it’s still often enjoyable to attempt the argument. When we talk to people whose opinions directly contradict ours, we’re forced to defend our tastes, define our opinions, and analyze why we react the way we do. Which is why we’re launching a crosstalk feature called Why Don’t You Like This?, in which two of our staffers will attempt to discover whether people with opposing opinions can get beyond “No, you’re wrong!” and have a civil, constructive, and possibly ...

FAIL Nation: Here’s One For Everyone Watching At Home

FAIL Nation: Here’s One For Everyone Watching At Home:


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"Pork"-ing Reaches New Heights of Ecstasy: Bacon Lube!

"Pork"-ing Reaches New Heights of Ecstasy: Bacon Lube!

"Pork"-ing Reaches New Heights of Ecstasy: Bacon Lube!

Imagine you could only choose one: Sex or Bacon? OMG. Noooooo! Why would we have to live in a world where we have to choose?

Well, we don't. Two words, one product: Bacon Lube. [ more › ]

Andy Grammer Recalls Time On the Promenade

Ex-Promenade Busker Recalls Alec Baldwin Encounter: The former Third Street Promenade busker is returning to the place where he was discovered for a headlining performance at this year's Winterlit concert.

Singer-songwriter Andy Grammer—who was discovered while busking on the Third Street Promenade, and has since toured with Natasha Bedingfield and Colbie Caillat—will return there for a headlining stint at this year's Winterlit concert. The free show will kick off this year's Winterlit Holiday Celebration and take place Nov. 26 at 6 p.m. on the promenade, just south of Wilshire Boulevard.


Santa Monica Patch recently caught up with the troudabour, who recalled an encounter with Alec Baldwin, what it was like to regularly perform on the promenade and how he roused the crowd by covering Beyoncé.


Santa Monica Patch: What brought you to busking on the promenade?


Andy Grammer: I was born in Los Angeles but grew up in New York. I studied the music industry at Northridge and graduated in 2007. As soon as I graduated, I started busking, for about three years, mostly on the Santa Monica promenade.


[It involved] mostly getting up and going out and hanging out all day. I'd usually go Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I'd get there super-early to get a good spot. It makes a big difference to get there [early] to hold it. I'd get there at 8 a.m. and wait until 2 p.m. for the best spot.


I'd have to move every two hours, so I'd play from 12 to 2 [p.m.] or 2 to 4 [p..m]. Over the course of three years, I was probably out there at least 300 times.


Patch: What were your impressions of the promenade?


Grammer: It's like a tourist spot where everybody comes through. Very rarely do people come to hear you play. It was mostly first-timers you had to win over.


One time I was out there and Alec Baldwin came by, said he really liked what I was doing and gave me a $100 bill. One time, a whole girls' soccer team from Australia, all 20 of them gave me $20.


In hindsight, it's funny to talk about how you'd fight over spots with these characters. Me and a balloon guy would get into an argument. I'd be legitimately angry and raising my voice with a guy who's doing balloons.


Patch: What would you do in between sets?


Grammer: My off-time would be spent burning CDs on my computer and going to Kinko's cutting artwork. I'd give people signed ghetto copies [of my CD].


Patch: How did your material develop over the course of your promenade performances?


Grammer: The first year, I'd sing in harmony with my friends, and we'd sell a moderate amount of CDs. The second year, I did a lot of it on the computer by myself. I had to learn how to get someone's attention.


Was my voice good enough? Were my songs good enough? The answer was no. My songs were OK but not good enough to make people stop. So I did covers, which people stopped for. I'd cover of Beyoncé, telling crowd to clap.


Over the next two or three months, you find out one of these songs that people kind of liked. You slowly take things out of your set that aren't working and put in something that does.


After three years, I had 20 minutes' [worth of material].


Patch: Which songs of yours specifically revolve around playing on the promenade?


Grammer: "The Pocket" on my album [Andy Grammer], "Keep Your Head Up." … Also, the last song on album, "Biggest Man in Los Angeles"; in it, I list everybody I played with out there. If you're an artist, you don't really care enough about the size of the crowd, If you're singing to a couple of people who genuinely like what you're doing, it's the same as performing in front of 20,000 people.


Patch: How did you meet your agent on the promenade?


Grammer: Ben Singer came out and said "that song ['Pocket'] can make you a lot of money." I had a lot of people tell me things like that and hand me cards. I wasn't jaded, but I was like, "Sure." But he really followed through with it. He put in the amount of work he saw [me do]. He came out, and his whole plan wasn't like, "Maybe we'll get you on TV." He was very methodical. He upgraded my cart on the promenade, then got a rug [for me].


Patch: What was your setup like?


Grammer: You can't have too much of a setup, because … everything has to be moveable every two hours. The amps, everything has to be taken down. It's a mad dash. If you go out there at any even hour, which is when you're switching stuff, right at the end of that, you'll see what looks like a list of circus performers running at their fastest speed, trying to find a spot.


Patch: Did you make a decent living busking on the promenade?


Grammer: What's cool is that, I was right out of college, so a good living was if there was food in my house. Me and my friends, if there wasn't food in the house, they'd be like, "Dude, what's going on here? There's food in the house. You must be doing well."


This interview has been edited and condensed.

Exciting. Different. Right.

Exciting. Different. Right.


I saw this truck on the highway the other day. I don’t know what it was carrying — probably cameras and broadcasting equipment — but it was covered in ads for the local Fox afternoon show. It’s a blurry picture, taken with the camera balanced on my steering wheel in what was probably the safest move happening within 50 yards. So it’s a bit hard to read, but at the top it says “EXCITING. DIFFERENT. FRESH.”


None of those words mean anything. I mean, the dictionary gives definitions for them, but I’m left scratching my head wondering how any of them could possibly apply to a local Fox afternoon show. What is exciting about it? What in the world could possibly be different about it? Is it an hour or so of recycled headlines, celebrity trivia, animal-shelter stories, and vacuous banter? Oh, it is? How fresh!


Having worked in marketing for many years, I have a particular sore spot for ad copy that attempts to be arresting by simply stating adjectives without context. You might as well say “Good!” and just leave it at that. A smiling man in a suit and time-lapse photography of a street are hardly shattering the boundaries of “fresh,” I think we can all agree, but the saddest part about this ad is that someone looked at the creative brief for what the copy was supposed to be like — “exciting, different, fresh” — and then just used those words instead.


And why not? Who is watching a news show at five in the afternoon? People without jobs? Stay-at-home parents? Retired people? In the eyes of marketers, none of these audiences justify breaking any boundaries to court. So the safest approach is to create a veneer of excitement. A better word would be “activity.” In practice this means lots of graphics that swoop in and around and clang together with sound effects, and perhaps one of the female hosts wears a low-cut top. There is no reason at all to attempt anything fundamentally daring, such as ignoring a celebrity scandal. For outrage must be feigned at all costs! But certainly let’s all play-act at being renegades.


Then I saw the side of the truck.



“Expect the Unexpected.”


Okay. When I turn on the television at five in the afternoon, I will expect the hosts to stare blankly into the camera. Then, one by one, I will expect them to open their mouths and release an ink-black cloud of locusts. The locusts will swarm the studio and systematically devour the sets, the backdrops, the desk and the seat cushions, while the hosts begin to sing in an ancient language, a song from when the earth was still large and dark. It will be a song of growth, of transition, as the locusts continue to turn painted chipboard and thin wooden paneling into so much biological waste. When the locusts finally fall silent, the fading bars of the song having stilled their wings at last, the hosts will slough their loosening skin and become beings of pure light, gathering the locusts into a cyclone of energy and gravity, compressing their chitinous bodies into a perfect sphere of unimaginable mass. I will expect them to build a pyre for this sphere out of the ruins of their studio, and as it begins to smolder with a pale purple flame, I will expect these luminous creatures to shimmer, slowly and at a frequency difficult for the cameras to detect, into the fiftieth dimension. For the briefest of instants — barely a thirtieth of a second — we will glimpse past the horizon of human understanding, before we are all wrenched back to the present like being dropped heavily from a rope into a pit of warm pudding. For the perfect silence of a minute and a half, filtered evening sunlight will illuminate a miasma of dust motes slowly settling to the floor of the vacant studio. The purple sphere will darken as all humankind ponders the mysteries that have been revealed to them for an instant and then taken back forever. Then, and only then, will there be an extremely loud commercial for Tempur-Pedic mattresses.

Monday, November 14, 2011

'Community' Stars, Creator, React to Midseason Schedule Change

'Community' Stars, Creator, React to Midseason Schedule Change

Lauren Schutte
Joel McHale, Alison Brie and Dan Harmon were among those to comment on news that the half-hour comedy is not remaining in NBC's midseason primetime lineup.

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NBC pulls Community from its midseason lineup

TV: Newswire: Today in news from the darkest timeline: NBC pulls Community from its midseason lineup

NBC has just released its midseason schedule, and with it comes the expected reshuffling of its Thursday night comedy block, and the decision that many viewers feared but perhaps never dared to believe the network might actually go through with: The fervently beloved yet very low-rated Community is being pulled from the lineup, replaced in its timeslot by the returning 30 Rock. So far neither NBC nor creator Dan Harmon has issued a statement on the show's future, but it should be noted that this isn't an official cancellation. The New York Times' Bill Carter (as relayed by ...

MOCA Proves That Naked Ladies Still Shock Art Patrons

MOCA Proves That Naked Ladies Still Shock Art Patrons

MOCA Proves That Naked Ladies Still Shock Art Patrons MOCA's annual gala was Saturday night, and it apparently caused some ruffled feathers. Curated by performance artist Marina Abramovic, the event, entitled "An Artist's Life Manifesto," started off with cocktails and mingling, and moved into a nice fancy dinner. But according to a write-up in the New York Observer by Susan Michals, when guests headed into the dining area, they were greeted with a few surprises [ more › ]


Travelers Beware: LAX Will Be Busiest Airport in America This Thanksgiving

Travelers Beware: LAX Will Be Busiest Airport in America This Thanksgiving

Travelers Beware: LAX Will Be Busiest Airport in America This Thanksgiving It's time to haul yourself and your family to Los Angeles International Airport and take to the skies to go visit relatives around the country for the big Thanksgiving holiday. Big holidays often equal big headaches for travelers, and it's looking like LAX is going to be the busiest airport in the nation this year. [ more › ]

The Art of Pixar Documents 25 Years of Brilliance

The Art of Pixar Documents 25 Years of Brilliance

In its first 25 years, Pixar Animation Studios has reinvigorated animated movies, creating memorable characters that in many ways seem more real than the human actors in some live-action films. The new book The Art of Pixar offers an inside look at the studio's creative process.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Strong Little Guys

Strong Little Guys

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Man, 2 Teens Shot and Wounded Outside Mar Vista Liquor Store

Man, 2 Teens Shot and Wounded Outside Mar Vista Liquor Store

Police

A father and two teenagers were shot and wounded outside a Mar Vista liquor store near Culver Boulevard and Slauson Avenue at around 9 p.m. Saturday night, police said Sunday.


Officer Fernando Alvarez of LAPD's Pacific Division said about 10 shots were fired in what may have been a gang-related shooting and could be connected to a shooting that took place Thursday night at Oakwood Park in Venice.


The man was shot in the upper back and is suffering from a collapsed lung; the 15-year-old boy was hit in the shoulder by a bullet; and a bullet grazed the head of a 13-year-old girl, police said.


The LA Times is reporting that the three people shot were a man, his son and his son's girlfriend, in what may be a case of mistaken identity.


All three victims are in stable condition at a local hospital, police said.


Patch will provide more details as they become available.


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The Notorious Red Room in 'Twin Peaks' Deliciously Rendered in Red Vines

The Notorious Red Room in 'Twin Peaks' Deliciously Rendered in Red Vines

The Notorious Red Room in 'Twin Peaks' Deliciously Rendered in Red Vines

The TV Show "Twin Peaks" has inspired spoofs, geocities pages lost to posterity and lots of art — but no piece has been quite as delicious as the red vines mosaic of the notorious Red Room on display in Echo Park. [ more › ]

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